- 14 rolls of toilet paper
- a toilet cleaning brush
- toilet bowl cleaner
- milk of magnesia
- gas relief tablets
- hemorrhoid ointment
- aerosol can of air freshener w/ a complimentary face-mask
And of course it wouldn't have been complete without a big "60" and some corny quotes to go right along with the theme!
"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE OLD!"
"CHEERS TO WIPING AWAY ANOTHER YEAR!"
"EVERYTHING TURNS TO CRAP AT '60'!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL!